Apology Letters

   Apology For Stealing Girlfriend

Dear {Name},

Apparently, you think I owe you an apology for "stealing" your girlfriend. Dude, that's the whole problem here. You have never respected {name} as an autonomous being. She is not and never was your property.

{Name} has chosen to be with me. If at some point she chooses a different path in her life, I will support that. Because that's what "real men" do. They don't drunkenly challenge someone to a useless fist fight. You're living in some misogynistic decade or land far, far from reality.

So, this is your "apology," bro. It's a non-apology.

Kiss off,


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